Spermination

Prepare your load with lasers, ion torpedos & heavy armor to withstand the onslaught. Only the toughest will survive to the egg. Even if you don't survive, find & earn deposits for your Sperm Bank to purchase new equipment. If you win, what will your baby gnome look like? Gnomelings come in all shapes, colors & sizes, so don't worry if it looks a little... off. Your bundle of joy will be gestated as a trophy. You might end up in your loved one's stomach, though! What happens if you are the Prime Digest then?

Each uterus (or throat) is procedurally generated & populated with defenses. The deeper you go, the harder it gets!

This is the craziest sperm racing shooter ever devised. Give it a shot!